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No participant IDEarn money, clean up,
and understand your life online.
30+ years of life online. HeyAI brings yours together.
Your posts, purchases, searches, and stories. Finally working for you.
Now it’s yours.
Earn money
for your life.
Sell the data you choose.
On terms you approve.
We hung up.
Clean
your shit.
The cringe. The oversharing.
The posts you’ve outgrown.
Actually helps you.
Analyze your life
like an ex-girlfriend.
Ask anything about you.
Get answers with receipts.
A whole life, hiding in plain sight.
For 30+ years,
we’ve lived online.
The photos. The
late-night rants. The thirst traps. The opinions you were embarrassingly certain about. Sometimes funny. Sometimes cringey. Still a life worth understanding.
The rabbit holes at 2 a.m. The
comfort rewatches. The
searches and
purchases. Little records of what you love, what you repeat, and how you’ve changed.
All those pieces, locked in separate apps. Hey brings them back to you. Ask the questions only your life can answer. Get beautiful reports, blunt answers, and the receipts behind them.
Clean up the shit you’ve outgrown. The cringe, the late-night oversharing, the posts that don’t sound like you anymore.
Earn massive moolah for the data you choose to sell. For once, make all that living online work for you.
Zuck gets paid for your data.Sundar gets paid for your data.You should too.
It’s your data, after all.
Your scrolling. Your shopping. Your deeply specific obsessions. There’s money in the life you’re already living.
No surveys. No side quests.
Definitely no specimen cup.
Just the life you’re already living.
Facebook data.
An offer that fits Alex’s rules.
$35. Zuck can keep the likes.
- 1Your controls
- 2The offer
- 3Your money
Your data. Your call.
Five apps connected. You choose which parts earn.
These stay private.Your messages, friends, name, and contact details. The other four apps stay in your wallet.
Choose the data you’re happy to sell. Keep the rest.
Looks like a match.
Read the deal. Then make the call.
- Who’s asking
- Fieldwork Studio Fictional research buyer
- What it’s for
- Research into the advertisers people interact with.
- You’d share
- Facebook ad interactionsJanuary–December 2025
- The agreement
- One export for this study. No resale. Buyer deletes its copy after 30 days.Illustrative terms for this example.
Peek inside the example export
Alex is reviewing the records and terms.
That’s your data.
This is your money.
Facebook data sold. $35 received.
The rest of your life stays out of the deal.
Fictional buyer, data, and $35 payout. This demo shares nothing and moves no money. Real offers and earnings vary.
Your networks. Your privacy. Your choice.
Your data.
Your damn rules.
Choose the networks you share.
Choose what the buyer can connect to you.
Pick your networks.
Switch on what you want to share.
Keep the rest to yourself.
Only the networks you select appear in this example export. Netflix uses the profile you choose in your settings.
Share selected records with specific identity fields, such as your name, only under a separate agreement.
By separate agreement. Not available in automatic selling or the current export flow.What the buyer gets
Searched: best beginner cameras
No participant IDProduct: Beginner Photography Guide
No participant IDWatched: City After Dark
No participant IDNothing gets out.
No networks selected.
It all stays in your wallet.
Interactive example. These controls don’t save settings or share data.
A fresh start
Destroy your
automatically.
30+ years online?
Clean it up automatically.
Your next recruiter shouldn’t have to meet 2013-you. Public posts can outlive the person who wrote them.
Hey finds them. You choose what goes. The cleaner removes what you approve and checks the result.
Clean up my historySome posts aged worse than you did.
16 fictional posts across Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn- Cringy posts
- 4
- Offensive posts
- 4
- Personal details
- 2
- Worth keeping
- 6
The things you thought sounded profound.
The arguments that got personal.
More information than strangers need.
The good stuff gets to stay.
Your past, up for review.
2012–2019Select the posts you’d remove. Keep the good stuff.
6 posts shown. Only selected posts shown here are removed.
No sample posts match this filter. Try another category.
A little less past.
A little more you.
Removal uses the Hey Cleanup Chrome extension. Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn are in the extension pilot. Supported content varies by network. You review and approve each batch.
Don’t get cancelled
by the old you.
A bad joke. A cheap shot.
A post you forgot existed.
Find yours before someone else does. Hey finds old posts, you approve what goes, and the cleaner handles the rest.
Find my old postsYour résumé isn’t the whole interview.
70%
of surveyed U.S. companies used social media to research job candidates.
Express / Harris Poll U.S. · Dec 2022
Survey of 1,002 U.S. hiring decision-makers, conducted December 1–15, 2022 and published May 2023. The 70% refers to companies using social media for candidate research; it does not mean every applicant was checked. Read the research
The delete pile is a crowded place.
68%
of respondents had reviewed or deleted posts they felt were no longer socially acceptable.
Kaspersky / Censuswide Europe · Dec 2021
Survey of 8,519 people aged 16+ across 11 European countries, conducted December 2021 and published January 2022. In each country, 50% were ages 16–21, 25% were 22–34, and 25% were 35+. This measures respondents’ own judgments about their posts, not how many people could be ‘cancelled’. Read the research
Old posts. Real consequences.
From the public record
Kevin Hart
Twitter 2011
AI illustrationTweet excerpt…I'm going 2 break it over his head & say n my voice 'stop that's gay'.
From a homophobic tweet about his son playing with a dollhouse.
What happened nextAP via ABC AustraliaDec 8, 2018Withdrew as Oscars host.
In December 2018, Hart withdrew from hosting the 2019 Oscars after old anti-gay posts resurfaced. He apologized to the LGBTQ community.
- Tweet
muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj.
A racist tweet targeting former White House adviser Valerie Jarrett.
What happened nextABC NewsMay 29, 2018ABC cancelled her show.
ABC cancelled the Roseanne revival hours after the post. Barr deleted it and apologized.
Justine Sacco
Twitter Dec 20, 2013
TweetGoing to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
A tweet about race and AIDS, posted before a flight to South Africa.
What happened nextABC NewsDec 22, 2013Lost her job at IAC.
IAC dismissed its communications director after the tweet went viral in December 2013. Sacco publicly apologized.
Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about you in beautiful reports.
What your late-night searches, impulse purchase sprees, and streaming habits say about your psychology. The patterns only an AI with access to your whole digital footprint can connect.
Illustrative reports · fictional dataYou buy the identity before you build the habit.
$522 dropped in 5 days on barista-grade gear. You don’t ease into hobbies—you attempt to purchase a disciplined new persona whenever work burnout peaks.
Buying the identity
before the habit.
November: $775. Coffee equipment accounts for $522.
Try this. Enforce the 14-day cart quarantine. If you haven't researched how to clean and descale the gear two weeks later, delete the accessories.
Dark thrillers to stimulate. Brooklyn Nine-Nine to fall asleep.
46 hours of high-tension investigations until midnight, followed by 24 repeats of Brooklyn Nine-Nine on autoplay. You don’t watch comedy for jokes—you use it as emotional anesthesia so your brain stops racing.
HUNTER
NINE!
Try this. Set a hard 11:30 PM sleep timer on the TV profile. Adrenaline-heavy thrillers at 10 PM are the reason you need sitcom reruns to fall asleep.
Hyperfocus is your favorite hiding place.
A late-night shark question ignited a 72-hour manic obsession: 23 searches, teardown docs, and Reddit threads on submarine fiber-optic cables—right when your quarterly review was due.
“do sharks bite internet cables?”10:14 p.m.
How undersea cables are repaired10:22 p.m.
So, about these cable repair ships…10:47 p.m.
Try this. Catch the avoidance pivot: when an obscure technical curiosity goes 3 tabs deep past 10 PM, bookmark it for Saturday morning and close the laptop.
Still opinionated. Less of an asshole.
In 2013, challenge felt like mortal combat: 18 personal attacks posted at 2 AM. By 2025, you argue the point instead of insulting the human—and publicly posted: ‘I was wrong about this.’
Try this. Keep the arguments where you defended ideas. Scrub the 2011–2015 flame wars where you attacked someone’s intelligence.
The 24% convenience tax on drained willpower.
48 DoorDash orders totaling $1,560. But $300 wasn't food—it was delivery surcharges and rush tips paid after 8:30 PM on days you skipped lunch and worked late.
- Food + tax
- $1,260
- Fees
- $156
- Tips
- $144
The 24% convenience tax
on drained willpower.
Try this. Stock 3 emergency 10-minute freezer meals for Thursday nights. It claws back $1,200 a year in surge fees and cold noodles.
The one creative instinct that survived every reinvention.
Searched manual mode in 2018. Bought a mirrorless kit in 2019. In 2025, you still walk the long way home for golden hour. Across four apartments and three career shifts, this never died.
The archive starts here.
“How to shoot in manual mode.”
A search becomes a discipline.
Seven years later, still creating.
Try this. Print a physical book of your 2019–2025 photos. You’ve given seven years to this craft—let it exist somewhere off a screen.
Ask Hey
Most AI has a PhD in physics.Hey has a PhD on you.
Why do I keep doing this? What changed? What should I say? Hey researches your history, answers your questions, and helps you write in a voice that sounds like you.
Ask about my lifeAm I less of an asshole now?
Facebook + Reddit · 2013–2025
- Facebook
Search your old posts
Personal attacks in my own posts · 2013June 3, 2013“This is hella retarded. You’re a fucking idiot.”
Your Facebook post · ableist insult - Reddit
Read what you wrote later
How I disagreed with people · 2025March 6, 2025“I disagree, but I get where you’re coming from.”
Your Reddit comment · disagreement without an insult - Facebook
Look for evidence of change
Compare attacks and corrections · 2013–2025September 18, 2025“I was wrong about this. Leaving it up for context.”
18 personal attacks in 2013 · 3 in 2025
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
personal attacks in the selected years
2013-you went straight for the jugular: 18 personal attacks posted in the heat of online flame wars. By 2025, you dismantle arguments instead of humiliating people—and publicly admitted ‘I was wrong about this.’ You stopped treating disagreement as a threat to your ego.
Why did my coffee phase cost $522?
Amazon · 2025 · USD
- Amazon
Open your November orders
Amazon purchases · November 2025 · USDNovember 3, 2025Espresso machine
$279 · completed purchase - Amazon
Follow the coffee purchases
Coffee equipment bought in the same weekNovember 4–8, 2025Coffee grinder + accessories
$149 + $94 · another $243 on the same hobby - Amazon
Check the totals and refunds
October vs November · exclude cancellationsNovember 22, 2025Household supplies: $171 charged, $50 refunded
$121 net · October $406 → November $775
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
of November’s $775 went on coffee gear
You didn’t buy coffee gear—you bought a fantasy identity in 5 days. The espresso machine, precision grinder, and accessories total $522 of November’s $775. Your order history reveals a recurring loop: you buy the entire setup before building the daily habit.
What’s my Netflix type? Be honest.
Netflix · Alex’s profile · 2025
- Netflix
Read your profile’s history
Alex’s viewing history · 2025 · no trailersAlex’s profile · 2025Dark + Mindhunter
46 episode plays · mystery - Netflix
Find what you keep returning to
Recurring titles and repeat playsAlex’s profile · 2025Brooklyn Nine-Nine
24 episode plays · familiar jokes - Netflix
Compare the rest of your taste
Other genres · same profile, same yearAlex’s profile · 2025The Crown + Our Planet
18 drama + 12 documentary episodes · 100 plays total
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
of your episode plays were mysteries
You stimulate your brain with high-tension investigations until midnight, then use Brooklyn Nine-Nine as emotional anesthesia to sleep. 46 dark mystery plays, 24 comedy reruns on autoplay. You aren’t watching TV for jokes; you’re using familiar noise to regulate bedtime anxiety.
What rabbit hole did I take way too seriously?
Google + YouTube + Reddit · August 2025
- Google
Find the first question
Unexpected searches · August 2025August 12 · 10:14 p.m.“do sharks bite internet cables?”
A Google search. An innocent beginning. - YouTube
Follow what you watched next
Videos about sharks and undersea cablesAugust 12 · 10:22 p.m.How undersea cables are repaired
A video play, eight minutes after the search - Reddit
See where the trail leads
Cable repair discussions · August 12–14August 12 · 10:47 p.m.A discussion of submarine cable repair ships
This comment + 20 more related activities over three days
The answer is in there.
Following your records,one connection at a time.
related activities. One very specific rabbit hole.
Undersea internet cables. It started with an innocent late-night question at 10:14 p.m. and exploded into 23 searches, tear-down documentaries, and Reddit AMA debates over 72 hours—right in the middle of performance review week. Hyperfocus is your favorite hiding place.
Scripted examples using the sample reports above. Your answers use your own imports.
From your Facebook history
Your posts, comments, and earlier chapters.
Questions you can ask
- Am I less of an asshole than I was in 2013?
- Which old posts would I hate a recruiter to find?
- Which friendships keep showing up through the years?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your Instagram history
What you shared and how you showed up.
Questions you can ask
- What’s my actual life, and what’s the performance?
- Which captions deserve to retire with my skinny jeans?
- What do I photograph when I’m not trying to impress?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your LinkedIn history
Your career story, posts, and comments.
Questions you can ask
- Would I hire the person in my own posts?
- Which career opinions have aged like milk?
- What do my job changes say I keep looking for?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your Reddit history
The communities and conversations you return to.
Questions you can ask
- What do I know a frankly weird amount about?
- Am I here to learn, or win an argument?
- Which rabbit holes followed me into real life?
Reports, answers, and supported cleanup
From your YouTube history
Your curiosity, rabbit holes, and changing interests.
Questions you can ask
- What was supposed to be “just one video”?
- Which interests survived the tutorial phase?
- What have I watched enough to finally try?
Reports and answers
From your Google history
Searches and activity that connect the dots.
Questions you can ask
- What did I search for years before I acted on it?
- Which question have I been asking for a decade?
- What does my 2 a.m. curiosity keep coming back to?
Reports and answers
From your Amazon history
Your purchases, spending patterns, and little obsessions.
Questions you can ask
- How much did it cost to become a coffee person?
- Am I buying the same things on repeat?
- Which new hobby explains that spending spike?
Reports and answers
From your Netflix history
Your viewing history, ratings, and next great watch.
Questions you can ask
- What’s my type? Apparently it has a body count.
- What do my comfort rewatches give away?
- What would surprise me—and still feel like me?
Reports and answers
From your Uber history
Your rides and the cost of getting around.
Questions you can ask
- What does my ride history say my routine really is?
- Which short trips quietly cost me the most?
- When did my usual places stop being my usual places?
Reports and answers
From your DoorDash history
Your orders and the price of convenience.
Questions you can ask
- How much did “I’ll just order something” cost me?
- What’s my default dinner when nobody’s judging?
- Am I ordering a treat, or funding a routine?
Reports and answers
Upload a supported account's export. You choose what to bring. Coverage depends on the records available; importing a source does not automatically enable removal.
Your life online has been working for everyone else.
Know yourself.
Lose the bullshit.
Get paid.
Find the patterns. Clear out the cringe.
Turn the data you choose to share into money for you.
- 1You chose the data
- 2You approved $35
- ✓You got paid

