Answer life’s big questions about you
How much of an asshole am I?
The AI that's known you since your first post, not just since this morning's calendar. It reads your own exports, answers like it was there, and cleans up what you say goes.
Illustrative demo. Your data stays yours — deletions only run with your approval.
- Reading 14 years of Facebook — 4,212 posts, 9,816 comments2011–2025
- Scoring every reply you fired off on Reddit2014–2024
You’re an idiot. Everyone in this thread is an idiot.
2013- Cross-checking tone against your captions — peak attitude: 20132012–2016
A note from Hey
Verdict: recovering asshole. Peak was 2013 — you’ve mellowed 81% since. The receipts are brutal, but the trend line loves you.
You grew up.
Your internet didn’t.
Maybe you’ve been online for five years. Maybe thirty. Either way, you’ve left a lot of yourself out there.
The photos. The rabbit holes. The things you bought at 2 a.m. The opinions you were absolutely, embarrassingly certain about.
Sometimes you were funny. Sometimes you were cringey. Sometimes you were an asshole. And somewhere in there, you lived a life worth understanding.
Every assistant you’ve ever met knows this week’s calendar. Hey has read your 2009. It knows what you searched the night before your first interview, which argument you kept re-having, and what you finally stopped posting.
Because that comment you regret? Still there. That overshare? Still there. A version of you that you barely recognize, introducing itself to everyone who looks.
Let’s read the whole story. The patterns, the contradictions, the good stuff you forgot you wrote. Then leave the garbage behind.
Keep the memories. Lose the baggage.
hey.
You’re all over the internet.
Bring the pieces together.
One export in, and Hey starts reading. Every source you add is another decade of you it can answer for.
FacebookReports + cleanupYour posts, comments, and earlier chapters.
InstagramReports + cleanupWhat you shared and how you showed up.
LinkedInReports + cleanupYour career story, posts, and comments.
RedditReports + answersThe communities and conversations you return to.
YouTubeReports + answersYour curiosity, rabbit holes, and changing interests.
GoogleReports + answersSearches and activity that connect the dots.
AmazonReports + answersYour purchases, spending patterns, and little obsessions.
NetflixReports + answersYour viewing history, ratings, and next great watch.
UberReports + answersYour rides and the cost of getting around.
DoorDashReports + answersYour orders and the price of convenience.Reports use the history in your imported files. Cleanup availability varies by network and content type.
Meet yourself
Well, this explains
a few things.
Your spending habits. Your questionable taste. Your 2 a.m. rabbit holes. Beautiful reports about the person hiding in your history, with the receipts to back them up.
Your story, with receiptsIllustrative report
You changed. Your history kept everything.
A chapter about the interests you kept, the opinions you outgrew, and the versions of yourself still living online.
Your spending storyIllustrative report
The small orders add up.
See when your spending changed, which purchases drove it, and the habits hiding between the big-ticket items.
Amazon
Your next great watchIllustrative report
You have a type. Even on movie night.
Your recurring favorites become a taste portrait, with a short watchlist and a personal reason for every pick.
Netflix
Your attention, in perspectiveIllustrative report
The things you keep coming back to.
Trace a curiosity from an early search to a recurring interest, with the original records along the way.
YoutubeGoogleReddit
A little perspectiveIllustrative report
Some takes aged better than others.
Look at how your voice changed, the moments worth keeping, and the posts you may be ready to let go.
FacebookInstagramLinkedinReddit
Your everyday habitsIllustrative report
Your everyday has a price tag.
A clearer picture of rides, deliveries, and recurring routines, with the numbers that explain the pattern.
UberDoordashYour question deserves its own report.
“What changed after I moved?” “Where did my money go?” “How have my interests evolved?”
Clean up your life
You used to be
an asshole.
You used to
be cringey.
That life is behind you. Clean it up.
The mean comments. The thirst traps. The takes that aged terribly. Find the posts you’ve outgrown, keep the memories, and choose what goes.
Clean up my historyRemoval through our Hey Cleanup Chrome extension. Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn are supported in the extension pilot. You review and approve each batch.
facebook.com/you/allactivityMar 2012 · PublicMar 2013 · PublicJun 2013 · PublicNov 2014 · PublicFeb 2015 · PublicMay 2015 · PublicAug 2016 · PublicNov 2016 · PublicJul 2017 · PublicJan 2018 · PublicMar 2018 · PublicApr 2019 · PublicAn illustrative run on fictional posts. The real thing works the same way: you approve, it acts, every action gets a receipt.
Your first week.
A different perspective.
A personal letter. A few discoveries you didn’t see coming. A past that finally answers your questions.
- 1
Bring your history.
Pick a network, upload its export. Two minutes of clicking for years of material.
- 2
See yourself differently.
Make a report, ask the question you’ve been sitting on, follow the receipts.
- 3
Choose what comes next.
Keep the memories. Review what feels off. Nothing is removed unless you approve it.
Your past has had the microphone long enough.
Your next era
starts here.
Get started Start with one source. Every report is private to your account.